Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Dear Life,

He has a girlfriend now? Damn it! Why must you vex me so!!!!

OK, OK - I'm being unfair. I know this isn't your fault, and PLUS I'm not really THAT angry at you. In recent years, your jabs and stabs have made me much too hard, and practical so I didn't honestly have any real hopes of something happening between me and him.

Still - I feel a perfectly good flirting situation slipping away from me all because you had to introduce some chick to him! Now I feel somewhat guilty every time I want to flirt with him!

I won't say 'you owe me' for this, as that is somewhat presumptuous. You are not, and have never been one for being fair. Nor are you kind to those who expect such things from you. All I'm saying is that it would be NICE, given the circumstances, for you to send me someone fabulously interesting who is interested in me. You know the kind I like. Handsome, funny, intelligent, open minded, and PASSIONATE!!

What do you say?

3 comments:

Dahlia said...

which one?? the one that nothing happened (yet) with, who lives far away???

Wallflower said...

Yep.

Like I said, I'm not too bummed about it, but when I found out I was like, "DAMNIT, now who am I supposed to flirt with?"

Oh well...I'm sure I'll find someone.

Dahlia said...

lol I am sure that you will! Speaking of flirting...I did my fair share these past couple of days. A post is on its way!